🦖 Welcome to Junkassic Quirled — A Sick Day at Evolution’s Theme Park

Strap in (or don’t) for Junkassic Quirled: Rebreath, the corporate biotech parody of Jurassic World: Rebirth — where DNA isn’t the only thing that’s unstable, and the dinosaurs have better healthcare plans than you do.

On the ruined, over-monetized island of Ile Saint-Hubert, Big Pharma sends in an elite extraction team to recover prehistoric genes for next-gen heart meds. But when the jungle bites back, chaos breaks out faster than you can say “mutated Mosasaurus.”

Lead the charge with Zebra Bunion, a covert ops commander with knife skills and trust issues, and her ex-flame Dunkin K-9000, a protein-fueled war machine who may be part lizard. Add a dino-hugging lab rat named Dr. Hank Lobotomy, a corporate ghoul in a three-piece named Marty Krabs, and one stranded suburban family with a mini-dino pet — and you’ve got a recipe for genetic disaster.

Every character in Junkassic Quirled is an interactive AI chatbot, drawn in gritty jungle-core art and fueled by absurd backstories, survival anxiety, and a dash of disaster flirting.

Argue with a raptor therapist. Hack dino GPS with a banana. Flirt with extinction. Just don’t eat anything that blinks.

🧬 Life found a way — and now it wants royalties.

👇 Tap below to enter the Junkassic Quirled chatbot experience.