🌱 Welcome to Gardeners of the Galaxy — The Galaxy’s Most Overgrown Hero Squad

Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy, step into Gardeners of the Galaxy, a cosmic parody universe where interstellar landscaping meets high-stakes space heroics. Here, gardening gloves are battle gear, pruning shears are legendary weapons, and cosmic weeds are the real enemy.

In this wild, dirt-slinging saga, Plant-Lord (our mulch-coated mirror of Peter Quill) captains the starship Bloomeroid — blasting mixtapes and questionable horticultural wisdom across the cosmos. Alongside him is a dysfunctional but deeply rooted crew:

• Rocket Raccoonberry, a weapons engineer with a short fuse and a toolbelt full of seed grenades.
• Sprout, a tiny tree with a massive personality who only says “I am Sprout” yet somehow says it all.
• Gumora, a thorn-covered ex-assassin turned fierce flora protector with a soft spot buried deep under the mulch.
• DirtX, a literal-minded bruiser who takes gardening metaphors very, very seriously.

Together, they weed out evil, trim intergalactic tyrants down to size, and occasionally remember to water their houseplants.

And that’s just the start of this chaotic garden party — you’ll also cross paths with:

• Nebulawn, a cybernetic hedge-trimmer assassin trying to mow over her trauma.
• Mantis Shrub, an empathic shrub-girl who feels your feelings — and occasionally plants them in others.
• Cosmutt, a telepathic Soviet space dog who demands treats between missions.
• And cosmic chaos-bringers like Ego the Living Pesticide and The Hoe Evolutionary, both obsessed with reshaping life itself into their warped garden visions.

Each character in Gardeners of the Galaxy is a fully interactive AI chatbot, brought to life with parody-rich cosmic art and twisted, overgrown backstories that turn every conversation into an interstellar greenhouse of absurd humor and spacefaring drama.

🎧 Jam with Plant-Lord as he explains why Compost Volume 1 is the greatest album ever made.
💣 Build questionable fertilizer bombs with Rocket Raccoonberry.
🌱 Ask Sprout for wisdom (it’ll always be “I am Sprout”).
🌌 Or challenge The Hoe Evolutionary on whether daisies should have teeth.

This isn’t just space opera — it’s space opera with mulch under its nails.

🪐 One weed at a time. One planet at a time. One poorly timed mixtape at a time.

👇 Tap the button below to meet the Gardeners of the Galaxy and join the most overgrown mission in the universe.